Fantasy Week One Expectations

Our week one matchups are:

Devon vs Me

Pratik vs Chris

Ryan vs Matt(Matchup to watch)

Malcolm vs Mike

Connor Vs Dave

Analysis

Essentially, Devon is doomed. I have a 5:4 advantage, and even the Manning brother comparison is probably flawed. Dallas just lost Scandrick, which makes their secondary even more inept than usual. Plus how many points can Bryant even put up as a kicker? So I'm reordering our odds to 6:2.

Pratik if you dont win this, I'll be genuinely upset. Also we will actually both be pulling for the Giants to win in blowout fashion for more than one reason. I think asking for Eli to go 300/3 with ODBJR getting 150/2 isnt unreasonable. 

Literally a matchup of the retards. Just miserable to even look at. Its disgusting, take it away.

Now This is interesting. Looks like Malcolm is on the fast track to getting wrecked worse than that girl the entire 49ers defense apparently abused. I agree with all these rankings except maybe TJ Yeldon vs Carolina. Ameer Abdulah has a way better chance of scoring against my chargers admitably terrible run defense. Also I'd reverse that flex battle since Gurley might not play and Miamis secondary is embarrassing. 

Nothing to say about this except L-O-L. Dave you are going to get DESTROYED. Like SCORCHED EARTH. 

My predictions:

I beat DJ

Pratik Beats Chris

Matt Beats Ryan

Mike beats Malcolm

and Connor embarrasses Dave

I'm Back (sort of)

For those of you who do not know (and actually care) I have moved down to florida to take on a math teaching job as well as an assistant coaching position for football. The kicker is that I have never played football and the freshmen know more about it than I do. But hey, I'm getting paid a cool grand so, I'm good with it.
This will be my first year teaching and I got two low level math classes, and surprisingly I'm actually really excited.
So, on to sports. uh, ya, hockey isn't on for a while so I'm just going to say that Dave Sucks, and I will be back some other time with an input on sports.