"A 28-year-old Texas man perished early on Friday morning after an alligator bit him in a bayou, reports CBS News. The man had been swimming in Burkart’s Marina in the southeast Texas town of Orange, near the border with Louisiana, around 2:30 a.m. on Friday. He was then attacked by a massive alligator shortly after jumping in, according to witness reports.
Two hours after the incident, the Texas game warden, sheriff’s deputies in tow, found his body not far from where he was attacked. The man has not yet been identified."
Ok right off the bat, who says "perished" anymore. You're not writing about how Baxter Muttonchops died defending the union from the treasonous south. Also, holy SHIT. Just put this incident on the ever growing list of reasons why nobody should live in Texas. You swim in Texas, get attacked by a massive gator. Than again, who in their right mind wants to swim in Texas anyway? I'm not sure if it roots from any particular incident, but I don't think Texas water has ever been fit for human contact.
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