Wednesday, July 8, 2015

What the FUCK is this JJ Watt/ Zach Mettenberger feud?!

(NBC Sports)
"Titans quarterback Zach Mettenberger fanned the long dormant flames that sparked when his pregame selfie before facing the Texans earned a rebuke from Texans defensive end J.J. Watt.
Watt mimed taking a selfie after sacking Mettenberger and than slammed Mettenberger’s photo as a “high school” move after the Week Eight Houston victory. Mettenberger waited a long time before issuing a response and ripped Watt and the rest of the Texans for ordering team letterman jackets to wear on a 2012 road trip to New England.
Mettenberger opined that Watt and his teammates looked “high schoolish” in the jackets in an interview that revisited the incident eight months later. Watt appears to have taken much less time to craft a response of his own.
“A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a sheep. Time to attack the day,” Watt wrote on Twitter Wednesday morning."

First of all, I dont understand why JJ Watt turned this into a thing. You see a 20 year old 3rd string scrub QB take a selfie before a game, so you make a point to go after him with the sack dance? Then you talk shit about him post game? If you dont care about the opinions of sheep, why the fuck do you care so much about them taking selfies?

Second, why did Mettenberger take so long to reply? Did he spend whatever garbage contract money he had on a private detective to find dirt on Watt? It wouldn't surprise me at all, Mettenberger seems like one of those guys that has a rough time using a freaking search engine. Or maybe it took this long because he's so irrelevant. Who in the press is trying to interview Zach freaking Mettenberger.  

Third of all, why even reply to that comeback Watt. You went after him publicly, and when he gives you a garbage comeback, you subtweet him? Thats real fuckin lame man. JJ could get 50 million views by making a video doing literally anything. Do a high jump, 50 mil. Shake hands with an AIDs kid, 50 mil. Box squat a Corgi, 50 mil. But you cant go public for your reply?

Side note, I'm getting suuuuuper tired of JJ's Schtick. Barstool put it best after this stupid Zac Brown Band bullshit.


"HOLY SHIT! That was so close. That crazy guy who jumped on stage could have killed someone! I can’t believe Zac Brown Band stayed so calm, guess they knew JJ Watt was at the show and would come from the wings to perfectly tackle the guy. Phew, what a save that was, almost had a big time crisis.

Quick quetsion, is JJ Watt running his own PR at this point because this shit is BRUTAL. Yes I’m sure all the SC anchors will play this as the number 1 play on the Top Ten tonight and he’ll get his desired outcome, to make a “viral” video showing how funny and cool he is but come on, no one with a brain likes this shit right? I’m not the only one, I can’t be. Just get out of my face JJ, enough already, we get it, you’re the best most likeable most awesome guy in the world. Oh and you tackle guys at Zac Brown Band concerts while wearing a Cowboy hat, such a common folk hero! Be real once for us, whoever is telling you this stuff is totally sweet is wrong, it’s nauseating to any real normal person out there that uses more than 10% of their brain"



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