HAHAHAH ok one side of me is crazy happy that this happened because we all hate English soccer players. They're so pretentious and snobby and just all around douchebags in general. In fact, they would probably call me an "Caveman Yankee knobhead" or some shit just for saying "soccer" players. I'm not sure if that attitude translates to the womans team, but I'm just going to assume it does.
The other side of me is kind of disappointed, because can you imagine the potential Porgasm (patriotic orgasm) for that weekend? Go from celebrating Americas birthday Saturday, to beating our old oppressor on the biggest stage in their own sport on Sunday? I would probably climb mount Rushmore, change into a hulk hogan outfit, and fuck a cheeseburger while blasting "Born in the USA"
P.S. can you imagine the hell that awaits the own goal girl back in England? Everyone's probably nice to her now, all hopped up on whatever politeness educing drugs the Canadians poison their air with. But i guarantee the queen herself is waiting in heathrow, tar and feathers at the ready.
P.S.S. I realize "Porgasm" sounds like "poor orgasm" but I'm sticking to my guns here.
